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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 5, 2005.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    The inventor of the Harley Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and
    went to heaven.

    At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "since you've been such a good man
    and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang
    out with anyone you want in Heaven."

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,"I want to hang out
    with God."

    Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God
    recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented
    motorcycles, eh?!"

    Arthur said, "Yes, that's me..."

    God commented, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
    pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a
    road?!"

    Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me but
    aren't you the inventor of woman???"

    God said, "Ah, yes."

    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
    design flaws in your invention."

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;

    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

    5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!

    "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
    God went to His Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited
    for the results.

    The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
    "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
    yours."
     
  2. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Good one.
     
  3. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I was expecting pictures from Sturgis.

    By the way, did you go this last year? I'm still in search of a certain red head's boobie shots :D
     
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    Of Men riding bikes or Women?

    :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
     
  5. 3 on the tree

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    BUT, after you're done riding the bike, you can stick it in the garage and ignore it till next time you wanna ride!!!!
     
  6. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Let's just say that I know people that went to Sturgis last year and pics were taken of their boobs and I haven't seen them yet................ :mad:
     
  7. Z3PR

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    Didn't spend much time up there last year, too damn crouded for me. It's getting too comersalized anymore.
     

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