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Bill on Rights...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by firefighter184, Jun 14, 2005.

  1. firefighter184

    firefighter184 1/2 ton status

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    Might be a repost, but I dont care. It sums it all up real well.




    We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other! liberal bed-wetters.

    We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused
    by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."

    ARTICLE I : You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

    ARTICLE II : You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

    ARTICLE III : You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.


    ARTICLE IV : You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.


    ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.


    ARTICLE VI : You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.


    ARTICLE VII : You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.


    ARTICLE VIII : You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.


    ARTICLE IX : You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were
    confused by the Bill of Rights.


    ARTICLE X : This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from!


    (lastly....)


    ARTICLE XI : You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!


    Sensible people of the United States speak out because if you do not, who will?
     
  2. beater_k20

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    Amen!!!
     
  3. divorced

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    That is the most aggravating thing I have read for quite some time.
     
  4. gambit420s

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    not to argue but the two jails(AZ&TN) i've been to(DOR x 2) had big screens...
    and who would figure hardcore criminals would be so hyped about Dragonball Z?
     
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    Elaborate please...
     
  6. pauly383

    pauly383 Daddy383 Staff Member Moderator

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    I hate these people , give us nothing but their offspring , who give us nothing but their offspring ........:mad:
     
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    Because most, if not all, of it is true. Where do some people come up with their imaginary rights? And even though they don't have a right to anything listed, our sorry a$$ government seems to bend over backwards to accomodate these morons while taxing the sh!t out of hard working fools like me. I am tired of paying for big screen TVs and spinners for welfare recipients, and giving them checks for having babies. And getting out of an obviously committed crime because of a technicality or a loophole is BS. Guilty is guilty. Todays society in general annoys me, and your list does a good job of summing up the reasons for my anger.
     
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    preach it brother. :saweet:
     
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    God Bless You, my good man.
     

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