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Biscuits

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by pissant469, Dec 30, 2002.

  1. pissant469

    pissant469 1/2 ton status

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    This fella is in a freak accident where his penis had to be amputated. The doctor told him don't worry we can replace it with an elephant trunk. A few weeks after the surgery the man was eatin dinner at his G/F's parent's house. When all of a sudden his d**k jumped up on the table and grabbed a biscuit off the table. The man hoping nobody noticed didn't say anything. Then all of sudden it happened again. This time the mother and daughter saw it. Shockingly, they were amazed and asked him to do it again. He refused. After a few minutes of debating he finally said "Look I would but I don't think my a$$ can take another biscuit
     
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