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bitch, for 84gmcjimmy

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by sled_dog, May 23, 2004.

  1. sled_dog

    sled_dog 1 ton status

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    A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
    The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husbandwill get 10 times more or better!"
    The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the
    most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
    The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
    So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world
    and he will be ten times richer than you."
    The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."
    So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a mild heart attack."

    Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with
    them.
     
  2. 84gmcjimmy

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    Why is this pointed at me /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
  3. sled_dog

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    its a joke you were asking where all of them are, or do we forget already?
     
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    You know, wishing frogs are usually a lot more explanitory that most sources of wishes, pirates and genies aren't near as nice


    Goes along with the standard form of the joke though

    You get 3 wishes, your worst enemy gets twice what you get
    1. Huge Nice House
    2. 10 million dollars
    3. Beat me half to death
     
  6. 84gmcjimmy

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    I didn't forget, first I thought you called me a bitch, then second I thought that joke had something to do with me.
    I have never heard of that kind of a wishing joke, when the other person gets doulbe what you wish for? Interesting /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Today in Joke Structure 101.......

    You truly are a marshmallow peep man
     
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    I'm a marshmellow? what /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    first I thought you called me a bitch

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    them thar are fightin' words /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    ever since I was a kid, I always wondered one thing... How come nobody ever wishes for more wishes? /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
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    If I had the chance to meet a magic person who gave me wishes, I'd wish for lots more wishes! /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif
     
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    Its usually a rule in the more thought out works
     
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    ohhh /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     

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