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Blazer poem (continue if you want)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by johnnieg, Apr 25, 2003.

  1. johnnieg

    johnnieg 1/2 ton status

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    Location:
    CSU, Ft. Collins, CO
    School got boring and I started writing.

    I look around today and I see the hoards,
    students driving Toyotas, Hondas, and Fords.
    Well I don't buy into the econo-box craze,
    I roll out in an '88 Blaze!
    When they see me coming they run and should,
    piss me off and I'll drive over your hood.
    In the rearview mirror the plate says UGOUNDR,
    as I continue my off-road plunder.
    I find the term redneck kinda derogatory,
    you think 22's are big? Here 33's are obligatory.
    So all you preppie elitists get off your high horse,
    for as I have described in this course.
    Right now you make fun of us, think we're a joke,
    but when you're stuck in a drift, you're the sorry bloke.
    We are the unsung heroes of this land,
    maybe if you had a rig you'd understand.
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  2. delta9blazer

    delta9blazer 1/2 ton status

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    Location:
    Northern California, over by 7-11
    i like to go wheelin' in my K5 blazer
    those big-ass hills don't even phase her.
    there's only one time i've gotten her stuck
    (it was kinda my fault, don't blame the truck).
    with some meatier tires, and a 4" lift
    i'll climb mt. whitney, and not have to shift.
    she'll carry my wife, my kids and my dogs
    she'll scoot down the road like a box of mad frogs.
    the exhaust rumbles, and the stereo cranks
    to the guys at gm, i have to give thanks.
    they designed a rig that's tough for life
    if only my views were shared by my wife!
     
  3. BLZN4FN

    BLZN4FN 1/2 ton status

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    Englewood Colorado
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  4. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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