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Blonde and the snow

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Dec 2, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

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    Norman and his wife live in Calgary. One winter morning while listening

    to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10

    centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered

    side of the street so the snow plough can get through."

    Norman's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are

    eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12

    centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered

    side of the street so the snow plough can get through."

    Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

    The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer

    says "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must

    park..........." then the electric power goes out.

    Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she

    says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I

    need to park on so the plough can get through?"

    With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are

    married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in

    the garage this time?"
     
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