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Blonde Diet

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Aug 27, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

    When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.


    "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"


    The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."


    "From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.


    "No, from all that skipping."
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  2. bryguy00b

    bryguy00b 3/4 ton status

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    hahah good one...
     
  3. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    Maybe I should try this diet. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif At least I could blame it on the blonde hair.
     

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