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Blonde puzzle ..

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Scooter, Jul 16, 2003.

  1. Scooter

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    Don't know if this was posted already or not, but I thought it was funny.


    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help her with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then"


    ....he sighes....


    "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
     
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    ROFL!
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    I think this is the very first time I have actual and literally laugh out loud
     

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