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Blonde twins

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jul 10, 2003.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he
    > > > >came home from work, jumping for joy.
    > > > >She said, "Honey, I have great news!"
    > > > >He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"
    > > > >She told him she was pregnant!
    > > > >He was ecstatic!
    > > > >He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be
    happier!"
    > > > >Then she said, "Oh, there's more!"
    > > > >He asked, "What do you mean, 'more'?"
    > > > >She said, "We're not having just 1 baby, we're going to have
    TWINS!"
    > > > >Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,
    > > > >he asked her how she knew.
    > > > >She said, "Well, that was easy. I went to Wal-Mart and bought
    the
    > > twin-pack pregnancy test and BOTH tests came out positive!"
     
  2. Muddytazz

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    yellowK20 Well Lubricated Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Ugh, that's sounds like a girl I know
     
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