A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he > > > >came home from work, jumping for joy. > > > >She said, "Honey, I have great news!" > > > >He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!" > > > >She told him she was pregnant! > > > >He was ecstatic! > > > >He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" > > > >Then she said, "Oh, there's more!" > > > >He asked, "What do you mean, 'more'?" > > > >She said, "We're not having just 1 baby, we're going to have TWINS!" > > > >Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, > > > >he asked her how she knew. > > > >She said, "Well, that was easy. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the > > twin-pack pregnancy test and BOTH tests came out positive!"