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Blonde wants a loan,,,

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Aug 11, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    A blonde walks into a bank in New York and asks for the loan officer
    and then states that she wants to borrow $ 5000.00 dollars.

    The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the
    loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

    The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title,
    and everything checks out.

    The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

    The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde
    for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

    An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's
    underground garage and parks it there.

    Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the
    interest, which comes to $15.41.
    The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business,
    and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
    While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
    multimillionaire.
    What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

    She replies" where else in New York can I park for $15.41 and expect my car to still be there when I return ??
     
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  2. chevyfumes

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    That good huh???
     
  3. wasted wages

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    not really,,,couldn't get the cut and paste to cooperate,,,something about the font ....
     
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    but its not a dumb blond
     
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    Not all Blonds are dumb....... But remember she could have black roots.....
     
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    someones new to the computer world maybe???

    funny, but has been around for a looooooooooooooong time:p:
     

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