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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Mar 6, 2006.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.


    He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says,


    "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation


    With your fellow passenger. So let's talk."



    The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to


    The guy, "What would you like to discuss?"



    "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"



    "Okay," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let


    Me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the


    Same stuff-grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns


    Out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop.


    Why do you suppose that is?"



    The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."


    "So! Tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to

    Discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?"
     
  2. mxfireman

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    Heard it!
     
  3. Leper

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    Thats funny. I'm gonna use the "know sh!t "line on someone today.
     

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