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Bottomless Gambling

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Apr 2, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    It's 8:00 AM at a gambling casino. There are two guys waiting at
    the dice table for additional competition. A very attractive lady
    comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single
    roll of the dice. The other two agree.

    She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
    I'm not wearing underwear." With that she strips naked from the
    waist down. She then rolls the dice while yelling, "Mamma needs a
    new pair of pants! YES! I WIN!"

    With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.
    The other two just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one
    of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"

    The other answers, "I don't know. I thought you were watching the
    dice!"
     
  2. 83ZZ502_Jimmy

    83ZZ502_Jimmy 1/2 ton status

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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