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Boudreaux went fishin'

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by StoneyK5, May 7, 2002.

  1. StoneyK5

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    Boudreaux went fishin\'

    Boudreaux been fishin down by de bayou all de day and he done run outa
    night crawlers. He be bout redeye to leave when he seed a snake wit a
    toad frog in hits mouth. He knowed that dem big bass fish likes toad
    frogs so he dun decided to steal that froggie. That snake, hit be a
    cotton mouthed water moccasin so'd he have to be real careful like or
    he'd git bit.
    He snuk up behind de snake and grabbed him roun de haid. That ole snake
    di'nt lik hit one bit. He commemced to squirm'n an wrapped itself around
    Boudreaux's arm try'n to get free, but Boudreaux, him had a real good
    grip on his haid, yea.
    Well Boudreaux pried hit's mouth open and got de frog and put's it in
    his bait can. Now Boudreaux knows that he cain't let go of de snake or
    hit's goin' ta bite him good, but he had a plan.
    He reached into de back pocket of'n his bib over-hauls and pulls out a
    pint o' moonshine likker. He pours a couple of draps inta de snakes mouth.
    Well that snake's eyeballs roll back in hits head and hits body goes
    limp. Wit dat Boudreau toss's duh snake inta da crick then he goes back tuh fish'n.
    A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumptin tapp'n on his barefoot toe.
    Well, he slowly look down and dare be dat water mocassin, and he
    gat two toad frogs in his mouth.
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Re: Boudreaux went fishin\'

    I don't rightly remember me relating to you the story that way. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  3. LKJR

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    Re: Boudreaux went fishin\'

    that's funny
     
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    Re: Boudreaux went fishin\'

    the story telling sounds like a cross between Big Moe Howard and Justin Wilson. I like!
     
  5. StoneyK5

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    Re: Boudreaux went fishin\'

    Sorry Bubba, but I'm from the south and have a Cajun living just down the street from me and sent this to him and let him read it....just about busted a gut laughing.. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif Yup, Justin Wilson..
     

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