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Boy/Girl prayer

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Aug 1, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    This was sent to me from Dave (captain chaos). /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    >A Girls Prayer:
    >
    >Lord,
    >Before I lay me down to sleep,
    >I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    >One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    >One who's willy is thick and long.
    >One who thinks before he speaks,
    >When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
    >I pray that he is gainfully employed,
    >And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    >Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    >Massages my back and begs to do more.
    >Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    >Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
    >One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
    >In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
    >I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    >And never attempt to shag my best friend.
    >And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
    >I look at the creep you sent me instead.
    >Amen.
    >
    >A Boy's Prayer:
    >
    >Lord,
    >I pray for a nympho with huge boobs
    >who owns a beer store.
    >Amen
     

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