Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, May 16, 2005.
don't start that crap. The guy I bought my Saturn from was a loser that talked with a british accent randomly. It was horribly sad. He spoke like anyone else from PA, but he called the trunk the boot, and random crap like that. You could tell it was something he forced himself to do not something natural.
I bought my minivan from an Indian guy from England. It was a little wierd to get used to, you expect him to have an Indian accent by looking at him (he wore a turban as well), but it comes out British.
When he was in our living room, he said "Wow, that's a big Christmas tree. Ours was much smaller this year." So, I can't even tell what religion the guy might've been. He was a total melting pot.
Well, that's all ok, today I told a girl my name was Ishmael.
Watch out for that whale Ishmael.
She didn't get the joke.
Not everyone in England looks and sounds like James Bond, but I wish they'd pass a law to make it so! The whole world is a melting pot now apart from the countries we both drop bombs on who wouldn't tolerate infidells!!
Some how I think I'm going to regret adding to this thread!
Ahh, you guys are missing out
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