Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by and to the gays' delight she points out the happy child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?," one gay says to the other gay (I meant to say guy to guy) says to the other. "All these unhappy children and ours is so happy?" The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But watch what happens when I take the pacifier out of his ass."