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Brokeback baby

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Aug 15, 2006.

  1. thatK30guy

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    Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by and to the gays' delight she points out the happy child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?," one gay says to the other gay (I meant to say guy to guy) says to the other. "All these unhappy children and ours is so happy?" The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But watch what happens when I take the pacifier out of his ass." :eek1:
     
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    sick... but funny!!
     
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    WTF? Post dredging, eh? :haha:
     
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    lol was up all morning and said, wtf, might as well dredge wes's past back up...
     
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    Pretty darn funny. Heard it this morning on one of the episodes of The Sopranos from this season. Uncle Junior didn't deliver quite as well as Wes though.:D
     
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    going to use that one....
     
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    Hope everything you found was entertaining. :doah: :D
     

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