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Brokeback, Wyoming

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Feb 22, 2006.

  1. Z3PR

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    Brokeback, Wyoming


    A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the
    doctor's office and has some tests run.
    The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the
    bush, You have AIDS."
    The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what
    can I do?"

    The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy
    sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10
    Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and
    top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
    The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me,
    Doc?"

    "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your
    asshole is for."
     
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    now thats funny--Eric
     
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    That joke rules:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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