Ya wanna know who the REAL communist is? This chick I work with... My manager brought out three boxes of chocolate left over from a Valentine's Day promotion we did in February, and told us to give them to three specific guests... If the guests didn't come by 9pm, we could eat all three boxes. well... 9PM rolls around, and I say okay, time for chocolate... I began to take a box for me, a box for her, and a box for the bellman... and she comes in and says "Maybe we should save some for the auditor and the morning shift." I can understand the auditor because she's frickin awesome... but the morning shift? bah... they eat everything in sight already anyway... Anyway... We only opened one box to split between three people, and I only got 2 pieces of chocolate... There, sir, is your "communist heathen."