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Bubba & Earl

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jun 26, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

    Nov 6, 2000
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    portland oregon
    You'll enjoy this one! As a Bud drinker, now I know what to do if I get

    Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple
    of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar, up ahead,
    Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these
    here beers!!"

    "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin'
    these beers, peel off the label, and stick it on our foreheads, and throw
    the bottles under the seat."

    "What fer?" asked Bubba.

    "Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.

    Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat,
    and each put a label on his forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the
    sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"

    "No, sir," said Earl. "We're on the patch."
  2. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status Premium Member

    Jun 30, 2002
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    Salem, Or.
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