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Bubba knows everyone.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Apr 6, 2004.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    > Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know I know everyone there
    > is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
    > Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about
    > Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove
    > it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom
    > Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to
    > see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
    > Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave
    > Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was
    > just lucky.
    > "No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "President Bush," his boss
    > quickly retorts. "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to
    > Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on
    > the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a
    > surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend
    > come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
    > Well, the boss is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
    > After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to
    > Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
    > "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "I've known the Pope
    > a long time." So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled
    > with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never
    > work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you
    > what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out
    > on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed
    > toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with
    > the Pope on the balcony.
    > But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart
    > attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss's
    > side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I
    > was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the
    > Japanese tourist next to me asked, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"
     
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    oh man, thats great. i would pay to hear a japanese tourist say the word "bubba" /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    I once knew a Bubba .....

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