Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suing > them > cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?" > > "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. > > "And now someone is suing them fast food restaurants > > for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and > fries, > is that true, Mister lawyer?" > > "Sure is Bubba" > > "And the lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was given the hot coffee > > that she had ordered?" > > "Yep." > > "And the football player sued the university when he graduated and still > couldn't read?" > > "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?" > > "Well, I was thinking! What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser for all > the > ugly women I've slept with?"