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Bubba Ray at the lawyers office...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Sep 13, 2003.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's
    suing
    > them
    > cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"
    >
    > "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
    >
    > "And now someone is suing them fast food restaurants
    >
    > for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers
    and
    > fries,
    > is that true, Mister lawyer?"
    >
    > "Sure is Bubba"
    >
    > "And the lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was given the hot
    coffee
    >
    > that she had ordered?"
    >
    > "Yep."
    >
    > "And the football player sued the university when he graduated and
    still
    > couldn't read?"
    >
    > "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
    >
    > "Well, I was thinking! What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser
    for all
    > the
    > ugly women I've slept with?"
     
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