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Bubba Ray had a meltdown today!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Aug 19, 2002.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    So there I was, in the office on a beautiful Monday morning, waiting for the time to come to start the work week out. I had my caffeine, I had my 15 for $1 bag of donut holes, and a fresh wad of Red Seal snuff. I'm shooting the you know what with the supervisor, talking about deer huntin and just your general run of the mill Monday morning horse crap. Well anyway, this ole boy has a K5 that won't smog, big whoop there. He had mentioned about a month ago he could probably sell it for a pretty penny, but I'm not that thrilled. Then this morning, he tells me something that makes my ears perk up.

    "I'm selling my Blazer for $500."
    I'm sort of get interested, but after the discussion I had with Mrs. Bubba Ray on Friday, I've had to let a 14 bolt go for less than $150 and an almost brand new Merlin bow (remember, mine blew up a few weeks ago) pass me by.

    I tell him he should of told me after he told me his friend was buying it. But I'm still not interested too much cause I'm figuring this is a stock rig. We go round and round, he told me, no he didn't, blah blah blah.

    So I start asking some questions.....
    "What gears?"
    "4.10s with Detroits."
    "Lifted?"
    "4 inches, springs all around."
    "What brand?"
    "Superlift. I also got almost brand new BFGs on it."

    Well boys and girls, you can imagine the mental stress that had on me. For the rest of the day, I've been no good. Life sucks then you get married!!!!
     
  2. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    Are you whipped Bubba Ray? /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif Buy the damn thing and tell her when you pull up in the driveway with it...yes I have done exactly that and no i didn't sleep in the doghouse for a week after. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
    So she didn't talk to me for a day...but it was nice and quiet and I had a new toy to play with /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

    rene
     
  3. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    You must of missed the part about the friend already has worked a deal. I told the wife and told her that the Blazer will be mine if the friend backs out.
     
  4. White Knight

    White Knight 1/2 ton status

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    For 500 bux, I noticed you didn't say anything about a body or motor????
     
  5. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    LOL...sorry dude, I did miss that part. /forums/images/icons/blush.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

    "Bubba Ray is not whipped"
    "Bubba Ray is not whipped"
    "Bubba Ray is not whipped"
    "Bubba Ray is not whipped"
    "Bubba Ray is not whipped"
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    "Bubba Ray is not whipped"
    "Bubba Ray is not whipped"
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    "Bubba Ray is not whipped"
    "Bubba Ray is not whipped"
    "Bubba Ray is not whipped"...

    Better? /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

    Rene
     
  6. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    For 500 bux, I noticed you didn't say anything about a body or motor????

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    It's drivable. He said it was a wheelin/huntin machine so I don't know the shape of the body. After telling me the suspension and drivetrain description, that's all I wanted. The motor would of been sold along with everything else that was good and I would of made out like a bandit.
     

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