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Bubba Ray to the rescue...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Sep 13, 2003.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Two Hillbillies walk into the local bar to wash the dust from
    their
    > throats
    > > >and grab a beer. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and
    talking
    > about
    > > >current livestock prices. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,
    who is
    > > >eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
    > > >
    > > >After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
    distress.
    > > >
    > > >One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"
    > > >The woman shakes her head no.
    > > >
    > > >"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her
    head.The
    > > >hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
    yanks
    > > >down her panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks in
    a
    > > >circular motion.
    > > >
    > > >The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the
    obstruction
    > > >flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, The
    hillbilly
    > > >walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
    > > >His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick"
    > > >maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."
     
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