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Buffalo Theory

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TexasBlazerBoy, Mar 30, 2007.

  1. TexasBlazerBoy

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    The BuffaloTheory:
    I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on Cheers.
    One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo
    theory> to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
    "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this....A herd of buffalo can only
    move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
    the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
    natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed
    and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
    weakest members."
    "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as
    the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
    brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
    cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
    weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
    That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
     
  2. shewheeler

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    Really??????????????
     
  3. Corey 78K5

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    Everyone should read this one it's funnay.........
     
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    i love this
     
  5. 76zimmer

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    Perfect. Good one.
     
  6. TexasBlazerBoy

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    Whoops.


    I figured Zim would like it.
     
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    :haha: :haha:


    Nooooooooooo :D !
     
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    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Oh, I absolutely do like it. I think I started that thread a few mo.s ago.

    Still a good one though.
     
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    Perfect explaination:D:D
     
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    Not a repost for me... And I'll drink to that !
     
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    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Now is when we need the o not another P:doah:


    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    I as well!

    Cheers!!!!!!!
     
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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] I must be super smart then HAHA[​IMG]





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