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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MudNurI, Apr 9, 2003.

  1. MudNurI

    MudNurI 1/2 ton status

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    Somewhere in the deep south Bubba called an attorney and asked,

    "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"

    "Yes, Bubba, that's true." answered the lawyer.

    "And people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries__is that true, mister lawyer?"

    "Sure is, Bubba, but why do you ask?"

    "'Cause I was thinkin' __maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've been waken' up with."
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    Do ya have my phone line tapped? /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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