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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Feb 22, 2005.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. Confused, the sales girl says "Sir? I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" "Well, it's like this," he replied, "Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure -if I have to roll my own, so does she."
     
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    flatline 1/2 ton status

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    That's hilarious! I can imagine doing something like that to my fiance.
     
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    For some reason my wife doesn't find this as funny as we do.:haha:
     
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    and we wouldent know why[​IMG]
     
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    Ahahaha
     

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