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Bullfrogs and blowjobs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Nov 24, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.


    "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!"


    "Blowjobs!" the woman replied.


    "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
    The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no
    more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.


    When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely
    skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking
    she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

    In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans
    flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran
    downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading
    cookbooks.

    "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The husband replied,


    "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone!"
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    jacob
     
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