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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 88Silverado, Jul 22, 2003.

  1. 88Silverado

    88Silverado 1/2 ton status

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    17. Jesus loves you.. but everyone else thinks you
    are an [I love Jeeps].

    16. Impotence... Nature's way of saying "No hard
    feelings."

    15. The proctologist called... they found your head.

    14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just
    don't have any film.

    13. Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up
    your date.

    12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

    11. I used to have a handle on life... but it broke
    off.

    10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

    9. Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean
    you have to be one.

    8. Some people just don't know how to drive... I call
    these people: "Everybody But me."

    7. Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating His
    animal friends.

    6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

    5. If you can read this... I can slam on my brakes
    and sue you.

    4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal
    to shoot them.

    3. Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small
    and fragile to be out by itself.

    2. Hang up and drive!!

    AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!!

    1. Welcome to America... now speak English
     
  2. Confedneck

    Confedneck 3/4 ton status

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    have 17 on my tool box..

    "i miss my ex, but my aim is improving"....
     
  3. muddin4fun

    muddin4fun 3/4 ton status

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    [ QUOTE ]

    7. Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating His
    animal friends.


    [/ QUOTE ]



    I happen to like tastey animals /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  4. NITRO

    NITRO 1/2 ton status

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    WARNING:watch out for the dumba$$ behind me

    NITRO
     
  5. jjlaughner

    jjlaughner 3/4 ton status

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    My life is an eternal struggle with anointment objects
     
  6. santana

    santana 1/2 ton status

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    Gun control means using both hands.


    Guns don't kill people, Stupid people with guns kill people.
     
  7. chebywanna

    chebywanna 1/2 ton status

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    on a built up truck "do not follow, you won't make it"
    "low riders can't get it up"
     
  8. santana

    santana 1/2 ton status

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    KINKY, is using a feather, PERVERTED, is using the whole chicken..


    A friend will come bail you out of jail,
    A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "man, that was fun"
     
  9. Confedneck

    Confedneck 3/4 ton status

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    "its only kinky the first time"

    "id kick your ass but i dont want to hurt that hampster"
     
  10. 88Silverado

    88Silverado 1/2 ton status

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    "id kick your ass but i dont want to hurt that hampster"

    [/ QUOTE ] /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  11. santana

    santana 1/2 ton status

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    " I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die"

    "JEEP RESCUE SQUAD"
     
  12. Confedneck

    Confedneck 3/4 ton status

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    HEEP recovery vehicle

    "if you can read this, flip me back over"
     
  13. supersize75

    supersize75 1/2 ton status

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    (place white trash sticker that defines your true character here)


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  14. SickboySS

    SickboySS 1/2 ton status

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    Run your fingers over my truck
    And i'll run my truck over your fingers

    Surgeon Generals Warning - A motor vehicle collision with this vehicle will result in massive damage to your car

    Redneck at wheel: May stop at any time to jack deer

    This isn't rust - its new-age art

    You may laugh at my primer - but atleast i can fix it with a spray can when an idiot like you rams a shopping car into it

    Primer, Bondo, and Duct Tape - a winning combo

    My truck is this high just to piss you off
     
  15. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    My truck is this high just to piss you off


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  16. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    I'd like to see "Tourests,......GO HOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!" /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
  17. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

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    And I'd like to see "Tourists,...... GO HOME!!!!!!!!!" /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  18. DUKE

    DUKE 1/2 ton status

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    I'd like to see "Tourests,......GO HOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!" /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif

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    I would like to see

    "i chose to live in an area supported by the tourism industry and would not have a job without the money the tourest spebd comming to visit the area. I find that you get in the way of me enjoying the same area that you wish to exsperiance for a week to please go home and leave your money here "
     
  19. Z3PR

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    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    I'd like to see "Tourests,......GO HOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!" /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif

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    I would like to see

    "i chose to live in an area supported by the tourism industry and would not have a job without the money the tourest spebd comming to visit the area. I find that you get in the way of me enjoying the same area that you wish to exsperiance for a week to please go home and leave your money here "

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    Bumper Stickers We Would Like To See

    [/ QUOTE ]We are talking about bumper stickers arn't we ???? /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
  20. K5Jimmy

    K5Jimmy 1/2 ton status

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    KINKY, is using a feather, PERVERTED, is using the whole chicken..

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    Erotic, is using a feather...

    Kinky, is using the whole chicken...

    Perverted, is Doing the chicken...

    To all Virgins...Thanks for Nothing
     

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