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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Zeus33rd, Dec 8, 2002.

  1. Zeus33rd

    Zeus33rd Smarter than you GMOTM Winner

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    MORE BUMPER STICKERS
    1. Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an [censored].

    2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

    3. The proctologist called, they found your head.

    4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

    5. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
    6. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

    7. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

    8. Hang up and drive.

    9. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

    10. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

    11. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by
    itself.
    12. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
    13. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be
    one.

    AND THE BEST ONE:

    14. WELCOME TO AMERICA.....NOW SPEAK ENGLISH

    15. ______________ (fill in the name of your most hated politician / celebrity) is living proof that the death penalty is a deterrent.


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  2. Tybee

    Tybee 1/2 ton status

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    14. WELCOME TO AMERICA.....NOW SPEAK ENGLISH

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  3. 88jimmyoungowner

    88jimmyoungowner 1/2 ton status

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    damn straight.

    "this is america, so speak american!!!"

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  4. landsmasher

    landsmasher 1/2 ton status

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    Not so much a bumper sticker but one of those little thingys you see on the back of the car/suv/truck whatever made out of plastic and looks like chrome.

    A fish that looks like a shark with four feet. It's the answer to the Jesus Freaks with the Fish sign that is supposed to say you are a Jesus Freak. This one is the Darwin Sign... Anyone seen that?
     
  5. Cmoe

    Cmoe 1/2 ton status

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    I like

    "Yes, this is my truck. NOT a U-haul!
     
  6. joker89blazer

    joker89blazer 1/2 ton status

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    My truck has:
    I love cats......they taste just like chicken
     

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