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Bungee-jumping **FUNNY**

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jan 19, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Al and Frank were bungee-jumping one day. Al says to Frank, you
    know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping
    service in Mexico."



    Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and
    buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

    They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they
    are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more
    and more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished,
    there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a
    demonstration. So, Al jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but
    when he comes back up, Frank notices that he has a few cuts and
    scratches.

    Unfortunately, Frank isn't able to catch him and he falls again, bounces
    and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding.
    Again Frank misses him.



    Al falls again and bounces back up. This time he comes back pretty
    messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

    Luckily, Frank finally catches him this time and says, "What happened?
    Was the cord too > > > > > long?"

    Barely able to speak, Al gasps, "No, the bungee cord was fine...It was the crowd. What the hell is a piñata?"




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    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!

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