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BURGLAR

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Apr 2, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around
    looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a
    strange, disembodied voice echoed from the
    dark saying,

    "Jesus is watching you."



    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze. When
    he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a long
    vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light back on and began
    searching for more valuables.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a
    bell he heard,

    "Jesus is watching you."




    Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking
    for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
    flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot...



    "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.



    "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

    The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who th
    e heck are you?"




    "Moses," replied the bird.

    "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"





    The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would name
    a 140 pound Rottweiler Jesus."
     
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