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Bush & the ghosts of government past!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 70~K5, Jan 30, 2003.

  1. 70~K5

    70~K5 1/2 ton status

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    One night, George W. Bush is awakened by George

    Washington's ghost in the White House. Bush asks:
    "George, what is the best thing I could do to
    help the country?"

    "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,"
    Washington advises.

    The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moves
    through the dark bedroom. "Tom," W asks, "what is the
    best thing I could do to help the country?"

    "Cut taxes and reduce the size of government,"
    Jefferson advises.

    Bush isn't sleeping well the next night, and sees
    another figure moving in the shadows. It's Abraham
    Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could
    do to help the country?" Bush asks.

    Abe answers: "Go see a play."

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  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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  3. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    That's harsh and hopefully he doesn't listen to a damn Yankee /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif












    Good one though /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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