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Bush vers Clinton

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jan 26, 2005.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hilary Clinton are traveling by train
    > to
    > the Super Bowl. At the station George and Laura each buy a ticket and
    > watch
    >
    > as Bill and Hilary buy just one ticket. "How are the two of you going to
    > travel on only one ticket?" asks George W, astonished at what he is
    > seeing.
    >
    > "Watch and learn," answers Hilary. They all board the train.
    >
    > George and Laura take their respective seats but Bill and Hilary cram into
    > a
    >
    > toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed,
    > the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet
    > door
    >
    > and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm
    > emerges with a ticket in hand... The conductor takes it and moves on.
    > The
    > Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after the
    > game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip.
    >
    > When they get to the station, they see the Clinton's at the window buying
    > a
    > single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clinton's
    > see
    >
    > that the Bushes don't buy any ticket at all.
    >
    > "Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?" says
    > Hilary.
    >
    > "Live and learn," answers Laura Bush.
    >
    > When they board the train the Bushes cram themselves into a toilet and the
    > Clintons cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the
    > train leaves the station, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to
    > the Clinton's toilet, knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
    >
    > (And you're still trying to figure out how the Democrats lost that
    > election.)
     
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