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Butt Measurment

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jeremy_C, Nov 25, 2005.

  1. Jeremy_C

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    > > Butt Measurement
    > > A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
    looks
    > > over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean
    really
    > > big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."
    > >
    > > With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill
    and
    > > then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's
    > > bottom.
    > >
    > > "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the
    > >
    > > barbecue grill!!!"
    > >
    > > The woman chose to ignore her husband.
    > >
    > > Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some
    > > advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
    > >
    > > "What's wrong?" he asks.
    > >
    > > She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
    > >
    > > big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
    > >
     

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