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Called the White House today

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by newyorkin, May 11, 2002.

  1. newyorkin

    newyorkin 1 ton status

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    I was flipping through the government section of my phone book looking for the town recyclers number, and I saw an actual phone number for the White House, President George W. Bush. I figured, cool, I wonder if someone answers, so I figured I'd give them a call.
    A person answered and asked what I wanted, but I just thought it was kinda neat that there's a phone number to the White House in the phone book. Felt a little dumb telling them that. The secret service is probably watching me now.. Who calls the White House just to see if the number really works??
     
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    Make sure you go wheeling alot, it'd be intresting to hear how far out in the sticks the secret service will follow ya.
     
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    I thought that's why they had the black helicopters, for chasing off-roaders. Right? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
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    I thought for sure they would be knocking at the door right now ....Here they come ya better start running (they might try to trick ya and use the door bell --don't answer it it might be them)...LMAO...mike
     
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    In your best Beavis and Butthead voice, you should have said over the phone that you wanted to know if you could get some "t.p. for my bunghole" at the White House. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     
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    I am BUNGHOLIO I MUST HAVE TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE....../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Damn kids are always wacking in my RV.
     
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    Uhh... Excuse me, Is this a God dam?

    I poop too much, then I get tired.
     
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    Are there Sluts in Vegas? LMAO
     
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    They probably have a satellite locked on you as we speak.
     
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    lol, funny how the topic can flow off course so easy...

    huh huh, can I speak to Mr. Bush?

    I keep hearing this funny clicking on my phone though...
     
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    It IS as bad as you think it is,
    and they ARE out to get you.
     
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    Come to think of it, my internet access seems to be suddenly slower, like it's being filtered.... And then there's a strange reduction in air traffic around my house...
     

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