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calling all nerds! funny funny math joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by colbystephens, Oct 14, 2006.

  1. colbystephens

    colbystephens 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    so all the fuctions are at a party. the ln function is dancing with the x^2 function, a^x is having a drink with the y=5x function, and so on. pretty soon, the ln and 1/x function notice the e^x function. so they go over and ask him, "what's wrong?" he says, "see the x^3 function? she's so beautiful, but she just won't dance with me." they reply, "oh that's so sad. but you're sitting over here all by yourself. to get the girls to notice you, you need to integrate yourself."

    he replies, "but i already have 5 times!" :haha:
     
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    lol thats a good one
     
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    That is possibly the worst joke I have ever heard.:p:
     
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    God damn it has been a a while since I was in school, cause I haven't the slightest clue as to what the hell that is all about.............
     
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    The integral of e^x is e^x. Dumbass.:p:
     
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    Lick Me..........
     
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    don't be bitter. you are lucky you didn't get that ****ty joke.:haha:
     
  10. colbystephens

    colbystephens 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    ahh come on, doesn't it make you feel special to be part of the smart crowd that gets intelligent humor?? ;)
     
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    I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that I got that joke and laughed.
     
  12. colbystephens

    colbystephens 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    ok, here's another one then. :rolleyes:

    what is the integral of F(u)?

    a bad driver!

    ok. i'm done with the bad jokes now.
     
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    man all of these numbers are hurting my brain!!
     
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    I cant wait to go back to school. I actually love math. :)
     
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    colbystephens 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    there's no numbers, just functions...
     
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    Ditto. :crazy:
     
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    same chit!!!LOL:D
     
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    you should probably feel like a homo who needs to get a life, but, who am i? i only know geometry.
     
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    Does my enormous head *cough* make you nervous? :rotfl:
     
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    The one on your shoulders, yes. :haha:
     

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