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Calling in sick!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, May 22, 2005.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home
    because she is not feeling well.

    "What's the matter?" he asks

    "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

    "What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

    "I can't see my ass coming into work today."
     
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    goes well with your sig
     
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    i tell my boss that everytime i call in sick, but we've got a good enough relationship that i can joke around with him.
     

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