Hey, boss I not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach > ache my legs hurt, I not come work. > > > > > >The boss says: You know Carlos, I really need you today. When I feel like > that, I go to my wife and tell her we need to make love. That makes me feel > better and I can go to work. You should try that. > > > > > >Two hours later Carlos calls: Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, > I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you got nice house.