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Calling in sick...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Mar 9, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Hey, boss I not come work today I really sick. I got headache,
    stomach
    > ache my legs hurt, I not come work.
    > > >
    > > >The boss says: You know Carlos, I really need you today. When I
    feel
    like
    > that, I go to my wife and tell her we need to make love. That makes
    me
    feel
    > better and I can go to work. You should try that.
    > > >
    > > >Two hours later Carlos calls: Boss, I did what you said and I feel
    great,
    > I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you got nice house.
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Good one keep em' coming Wes
     
  3. POWERMAD

    POWERMAD 1/2 ton status

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    ROTFLMAO.
     
  4. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    Ouch....and your wife is a dirty WHORE!
     

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