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Canadian Intellect Test 101

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Cricket, Nov 23, 2006.

  1. Cricket

    Cricket 3/4 ton status

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    Just how smart are the Can-Can-adians? Let's see how many Canadianisms they can get without cheating.

    Rule #1: No internet lookup / cross referencing by said Canadians.

    Rule #2: Yankee peanut gallery may contribute/confuse/harass/ at will.

    1st Canadian to get all 20 answers correct will receive a US Brand 6-pack of their choice via snail mail.

    Canucks, please define the following:

    1. All-dressed

    2. Cuffy

    3. Browned off

    4. Two-four

    5. First Peoples

    6. Bazoo

    7. Fuddle duddle

    8. Keener

    9. Steamie

    10. Gitch

    11. The Can

    12. Schmuck

    13. Bite moose

    14. Garburator

    15. Anglophone

    16. Francophone

    17. Allophone

    18. Wobbly pop

    19. Keep yer stick on the ice

    20. Skookum
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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  3. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    I'll bite and get it started:

    1. All-dressed...a potato chip flavor

    2. Cuffy...don't know

    3. Browned off...pissed off

    4. Two-four...24 beer

    5. First Peoples...Native Indian people (also called "first Nations")

    6. Bazoo...Ass

    7. Fuddle duddle...Pierre Trudeau quote. He was caught on tape telling someone to fukk off but the tape wasn't clear, he claimed he said fuddle duddle.

    8. Keener...someone that's enthusiastic

    9. Steamie...hot chocolate

    10. Gitch...don't know

    11. The Can...bathroom

    12. Schmuck...loser, idiot etc

    13. Bite moose...don't know

    14. Garburator...leftover eater under the sink

    15. Anglophone...English speaking

    16. Francophone...French speaking

    17. Allophone...Bi-lingual

    18. Wobbly pop...Beer

    19. Keep yer stick on the ice...pay attention

    20. Skookum...Indian word (allegedly) for large

    Lot's of local knowledge stuff here. I'm a life long west coaster so I may be wrong on some of the east coast and prairie stuff...

    Rene
     
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    Skookum Wa Wa is our high school's motto. Means Strong Talk, if I remember correctly.


    I probably don't.
     
  5. Cricket

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    Correct answers to date by Rene.

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    Incorrect

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    6
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    17
     
  6. Resurrection_Joe

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    1. With the works?
     
  7. TSGB

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    You aren't Canuckistanian, you don't get to play.
     
  8. Confedneck79K30

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    Schmuck=HEEP owner?? lol
     
  9. CustomChevy

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    1. All-dressed...a potato chip flavor

    2. Cuffy... rude

    3. Browned off... pissed off

    4. Two-four...24 beer (we invented that one guys, try and keep up)

    5. First Peoples...Native Indian people (also called "first Nations")

    6. Bazoo...Ass

    7. Fuddle duddle...Pierre Trudeau quote. He was caught on tape telling someone to fukk off but the tape wasn't clear, he claimed he said fuddle duddle.

    8. Keener...someone that's enthusiastic

    9. Steamie... sauna

    10. Gitch... underpants (also a canadian quote)

    11. The Can...bathroom

    12. Schmuck...loser, idiot etc

    13. Bite moose...don't know

    14. Garburator...leftover eater under the sink

    15. Anglophone...English speaking

    16. Francophone...French speaking

    17. Allophone...Bi-lingual

    18. Wobbly pop...Beer

    19. Keep yer stick on the ice...pay attention

    20. Skookum...Indian word (allegedly) for large
     
  10. Russell

    Russell LB7 Tahoe Status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    The can is a toilet, and I'm gonna go with a Schmuck being something like a hoser :haha:
     
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    fixed it fer ya amigo lol
     
  12. Cricket

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    Correct answers to date by Rene, Custom Chevy Picked up #10.

    3. Browned Off - Fed up or disheartened
    4. Two-Four - A Case of Beer
    5. First Peoples - The politically correct term for Canadian Indians
    7. Fuddle Duddle - a euphemism for "go to hell".
    8. Keener - eager beaver
    10. Gitch - underwear
    14. Garburator - A garbage disposal
    15. Anglophone - an English language speaker
    16. Froncophone - a French language speaker
    18. Wobbly Pop - alcohol
    19. Keep yer stick on the ice - pay attention
    20. Skookum - Big & Powerful

    Incorrect / Unanswered

    1. All-Dressed
    2. Cuffy
    6. Bazoo
    9. Steamie
    11. The Can
    12. Schmuck
    13. Bit Moose
    17. Allophone
     
  13. CustomChevy

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    steamie = poop?

    the can = homebase in kick the can (though i still say its the ****ter)

    schmuck = sucker
     
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    I'll do whatever the **** I WANT TO, little man
     
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    Hey, say that to my wang!


    Actually, you shouldn't. It'll get depressed, and won't come out for a two weeks.

    Again.
     
  16. UseYourBlinker

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    Oh this is good...


    :get's 3 beer's and wait's for more post's from the Canuck's:
     
  17. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    We need a Newfie to respond...I swear half of these are East Coast specific.

    Rene
     
  18. Cricket

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    Here's a hint for #2.

    After love.
     
  19. randy88k5

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    Ah, I know. My friend at school calls it that. Never knew why, and didnt realize until now. Lol.
     

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