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Caption this "pic" 2-May

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, May 2, 2005.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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  2. sweetk30

    sweetk30 professional hooker Premium Member

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    my name is frankinstin jr. i need to tighten by bolts .
     
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    As the handles say, "ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SAFTEY EQUIPTMENT".

    "maybe the string tied to the doorhandle idea would have been a better idea for pulling this tooth".
     
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    since I broke the adjuster I figured why throw it out? Instead, now I use it to floss! ;)
     
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    "In some countries, they castrate sex offenders and cut the hands off thieves.
    Crappy mechanics get a similar punishment..."
     
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    and for my next trick "I'm going to pull this wrench out my..."
     
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    I seen these Americans with spike all over their face but all I can find was this wrench. How do I look? Do I look American to you?
     
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    reminds me of an Ozzy tune...

    *THUMP__THUMP__THUMP__THUMP__ "I AM IRON MAN!"....DAA DAA DA DA DA--

    "I wonder if you could wrench any better if this wrench was up your A@@"

    "They told me I had a few screws loose--so I tried to tighten them myself!"

    "Hey--I cant tighten my nuts this far up!--I KNEW I shoulda made the hole lower,dammit"...

    "next time,I'll eat cresent rolls,NOT cresent wrenches!"
     
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    Well you got me....can't think of one for that pic! But I bet he's going to be a model citizen and live a long and meaningful life.......NOT!
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    i better fix that guys blazer right this time. you dont even want to know where he said he would put this if i screwed it up again :blush:
     
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    That may be a religious festival thing I've seen before

    I don't recall the are or people, but a few of them get crucified, and objects through the cheeks are prevalent
     

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