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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Mar 23, 2005.
Be nice now!!!
bet he'll mow that D*mn lawn now!
I have PMS AND A LOADED GUN-ANY QUESTIONS????
Honey, do I look fat in this ???
Does this go good with my outfit???
[Martha Stewart voice]
"Today, I'll be showing you how to best exact your revenge on the judge who sentenced you to jail. It's fast and easy, and the results are well-worth the effort."
[/Martha Stewart voice]
What do you mean you bought decaf?!!!
I hope she didn't pull that trigger!....not before she swapped shoulders anyway!
1 MAD takes a new tough stand on getting drunks off the streets
2 Friends of Martha unite and plan a freedom raid on her home cell
1. GO AHEAD---MAKE MY DAY!!!
2."Does this gun match my uniform??"
3.Deadly combination--Automatic weapons,PMS,and "That time of the month again"!
4.That SNAKE in my garden wont F*** with me NOW!!!
5".Been "out with the boys at the bar AGAIN huh??--thought you could just sneak in without me hearing you,didnt ya...."
6."Why NO honey--I'm not upset you forgot our anniversary!"
1. When the guys took away Gracie's bone she got hoppin mad.
2. That's right honey bunny, I SAID I HAVE A FRACKIN HEADACHE ALREADY!!!
3. This will be the last time you leave your crusty undies lying on my clean floor.
4. Ok Bub, either that money-pit K5 goes, or you'll be singin soprano.
5. When it came to their wedding day Flo wasn't taking any chances. She wanted to be sure Bob understood that his flirting days were over.
6. Chuck realized too late that coming home smelling like perfume was a bad thing.
7. When I said I wanted to go man Hunting I meant it.
8. GJK5 realized that his carpet munching comment was probably inappropriate when the Rainbow Coalition landed in his front yard for a "Time Out"
9. Bessie flew to Iraq to let the neighbor boys know she wouldn't tolerate any misbehaving.
10. Politically Correct 2005 miniseries - Gunsmoke.
11. You little sharts should have thought of that before you TP'd our house.
12. High School teachers are newly licensed by the Government to disipline their unruly students.
13. Woodshed???????? I don't think so boy. Now go clean your room.
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