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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Apr 29, 2006.
but officer, why wear my seatbelt when I have these bags already deployed?
You see, officer, these were flapping up in front of my face, and I couldn't see the speedometer!
"Maam, I'd love to stare at your breasteses, but your teeth are driving me to distraction...."
You see officer.. My husband over there won't play or look at these... Will you... Aren't they nice and firm?
You want some of this action Bubba???????
"Ma'am, please button up your blouse. I'm not interested as I'm gay."
ma'am I'm with the FBI (female body inspector) we have reaSon to believe you are smuggling nipples and a foreign substance across the border, Open your blouse I am going to have to check your bags.
got another one...."Maam, could you come back to my car? I have a bag of Oreos I need some help with."
you like ?
:d :d :d
Me personally, if I died while having relations with her, it probably be one hell of a great ride...........................
[budda ray boudreaux voice] sorry ma'am, not interested, not wooly enough.[/bubba ray boudreaux voice]
Ware wolf 14 policemans worst night mare.
Also before hair showed up another classic Got Milk?
[budda ray boudreaux voice]Ma'am as a sworn officer of the fashion police Your female powers are useless on Me...............B!tch!.[/bubba ray boudreaux voice]
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