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Caption this "pic"......................LEO

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Apr 29, 2006.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    ...[​IMG]
     
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    but officer, why wear my seatbelt when I have these bags already deployed?
     
  3. 3 on the tree

    3 on the tree 1/2 ton status

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    You see, officer, these were flapping up in front of my face, and I couldn't see the speedometer!
     
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    umm...yeah...ticket...speeding...boobs...ahh....nevermind
     
  5. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    "Maam, I'd love to stare at your breasteses, but your teeth are driving me to distraction...."
     
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    You see officer.. My husband over there won't play or look at these... Will you... Aren't they nice and firm?
     
  7. Corey 78K5

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    You want some of this action Bubba???????
     
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    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    "Ma'am, please button up your blouse. I'm not interested as I'm gay." :bow: :bow: :bow:
     
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    Got milk??
     
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    ma'am I'm with the FBI (female body inspector) we have reaSon to believe you are smuggling nipples and a foreign substance across the border, Open your blouse I am going to have to check your bags.
     
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    got another one...."Maam, could you come back to my car? I have a bag of Oreos I need some help with."
     
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    you like ?
     
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    Me personally, if I died while having relations with her, it probably be one hell of a great ride...........................
     
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    muddysub 1 ton suburban status Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    [budda ray boudreaux voice] sorry ma'am, not interested, not wooly enough.[/bubba ray boudreaux voice]
     
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    Ware wolf 14 policemans worst night mare.
    Also before hair showed up another classic Got Milk?
     
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    [budda ray boudreaux voice]Ma'am as a sworn officer of the fashion police Your female powers are useless on Me...............B!tch!.[/bubba ray boudreaux voice]
    :wink1: :D :D
     

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