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Car and truck ads...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Sep 14, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    If you are looking at used car ads and don't really understand what
    they mean, here is some help.

    If the car ad claims... It really means:

    - rough condition... too bad to lie about
    - parts car... beyond repair
    - immaculate... recently washed
    - engine quiet... if you use 90-weight oil
    - needs minor overhaul... needs engine
    - needs major overhaul... Phone the junkyard
    - burns no oil... (it all leaks out)
    - rebuilt engine... Cleaned the spark plugs.
    - Drive it away... I live on a hill.
    - Drive it anywhere... (within 10 miles)
    - desirable classic... No one wants it.
    - rare classic... No one wanted it even when it was new.
    - stored 20 years... (in a farmer's field)
    - ran when stored... Won't start.
     
  2. bryguy00b

    bryguy00b 3/4 ton status

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    HAHAHAHA LMAO thats great man! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  3. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    Funny but true...doesn't this belong in another forum Wes?/forums/images/icons/wink.gif

    Rene
     
  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    lmao but like Rene said very true lmao!!!!!!!!!
     

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