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Carmen

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Nov 30, 2004.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone.


    He approached her and asked her name.

    "My name is Carmen," she told him.

    "That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"

    "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men."


    "What's your name?" she asked.


    "Beerfuck," he said.
     
  2. unclematty

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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gifuhh, oh, I'm not touching that one! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    hahahahahahaha



    howzit that that got through the censors? /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
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    Maybe because its two words crammed together?

    Like your such a ****stick

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    Thats a good one! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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