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Cart Before The Horse, I May Need Help

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Sep 20, 2006.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    As I was passing one of the local churches tonight, I saw the announcement for the fall revival. I thought to myself, "Self, you need to hold a revival of your own."

    Sounds like a great plan, but I have no church.

    Can you help?
     
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    Hmmm......W.W.B.R.B. Do?

    Besides, a "church" is just a concept. Your "church" can be in your front lawn, garage, living room, etc. Don't you remember Sanford & Son when Fred started a church?
     
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    If you want to be "official" you can get yerself ordained online in about 30 seconds, recognized by law and everything :D :rolleyes:
     
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    http://openordination.org/

    There ya go... You don't even need to know the Bible or believe in God, just have some money in your wallet... Great deal eh?
     
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    I was in meditation and prayer last night
    I was awakened by a shining bright light
    Over head, a glorious spirit
    He gave me a message and you all need to hear it
    "Send me your money", that's what he said
    He said to "Send me your money"
     
  6. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Dammit, this whole day has had some relation to TV shows. So far I was able to relate conversations to episodes of The A-Team (where they saved the wild horses) and Leave It To Beaver (forging grades on the report card) but the Sanford and Son episode, even though I watched the show, doesn't ring a bell. I do remember the episode of Married With Children where the NO MAAM group started a church.:D
     
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    <--- agnostic... participates in the church of jack daniels....
     
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    I'm a devout follower of the almighty Golden Jose. Bow bitches!
     
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    It was the episode where Fred learned that if he was a church, he wouldn't have to pay taxes. So he turned the shop into a church. Then the "paster" that sent him the info came to collect his 50% (or something like that) from the church or the property became part of the main church.

    Anyway, it all worked out in the end.
     
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    I believe a woman's body is a temple: So, I worship as often as she lets me.:D
     
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    Welcome to the church of suicidal, well have a serman and a wonderfull residal.
     
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    Look under the stone, for I am there. Wherever you are, that is your church.

    John
     

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