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Catholic Schoolgirls....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ryoken, Sep 8, 2006.

  1. ryoken

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    A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.

    They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched one with the tip of my finger..."

    St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates."

    St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."

    All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girlis pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"

    The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ass in it!"
     
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    Lisa shouldn't need to gargle - I dipped it in holy water for her before she did it :doah::eek1: :haha:
     
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    Thanks a lot big mouth. Ya gave away the plot to the movie Catholic school girls in trouble
     
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    never heard of it....
     
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    You ain't missed much. I watched it but I can't say I liked it. After around ten or twelve hours the tv screen made my nose sore.
     
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    WTF ! I seen a nip :haha: . That belongs in the pen my brother :D . I had a few Catholic girls when I was in highschool and they were Naughty :bow: . I always wondered if nuns douched with holy water :haha: . Whats that joke ? oh yeh , A nun has hope in her soul but a lady taking a bath has soap in her hole :D . Is that why safegard is always the smallest soap in the house like the commercial says :dunno: . I t's a little weird talking all this catholic stuff and my post count is at 666 :haha: .
     
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    haha good one... :D :haha: :haha:
     
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