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'cept her and her monkey!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Dec 3, 2005.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    A tribute to "Fumes", I suppose. :wink1:



    Paris Hilton's monkey confiscated

    November 28, 2005, 1:45:51
    [​IMG] Paris Hilton reportedly broke down and sobbed after animal authorities took away her pet monkey.

    The sexy socialite is said to have been devastated after Los Angeles officials ordered her to hand over the primate - named Baby Luv - because it's classified as an illegal pet.

    The blonde heiress, who bought the monkey during a trip to Las Vegas last summer, allegedly refused to part with her hairy friend so authorities went to her home to confiscate the animal.

    An insider is quoted in Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying: "Paris adores animals but she's too impulsive and often buys exotic pets without understanding how to care for them or whether they can legally be kept as pets"
    The source added: "She recently fell in love with a baby kangaroo while filming in Queensland and asked for it to be boxed up and shipped back home. But she was forced to send it back when she discovered they grow up to be very violent
     
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    Paris hilton is a skanky rich bitch that is only famous cause her family is loaded and she likes to get ****ed on videotape. She doesnt have a brain in her head and wouldent survive a day on her own without the kindness of strangers.

    oh and she got her monkey taken away or something :confused:
     
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    :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

    I can't stand the bitch, I dont even think she is that good looking.
     
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    Nope not a Paris fan either, but i would love to get ahold of Nicky....

    [​IMG]
     
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    Would somebody PLEASE take out the trash, or marry it.

    She is sooooo skank, hideous and has a plastic Medussa personality.

    I personally do not want to turn into a rock by looking at her picture too many times.

    YUK. spit spit hack
     
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    bitch? nah she ant good looking enuff to be a dog!
     

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