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Cheating Girlfriend

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mxfireman, Oct 26, 2004.

  1. mxfireman

    mxfireman 1/2 ton status

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    If you find this on your car and you didn't do it..........
    Here's your sign
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    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOOOOOOST OF A REPOST...../forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif funny stil /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Too funny /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    John
     
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    Too funny /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    John

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    Not if it's your car. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
  5. mxfireman

    mxfireman 1/2 ton status

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    sorry never saw it before and just got it in an e-mail....
     
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    its still funny /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Maybe she was just getting out of a ticket /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    She was leaning over to get a leaf out of the wiper, after doing so the cop leaned on the hood to get the VIN. Nothing suspicious there you dirty minded bastards. /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    Yeah....... but how many people have you seen try and get something out of a windshield wiper from the FRONT of the car? And what kind of cop wouldn't look through the driver's side of the windshield for the VIN number before going to the FRONT of the car, where he couldn't see it no ma..........

    What the piss......... /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
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    Yeah....... but how many people have you seen try and get something out of a windshield wiper from the FRONT of the car? And what kind of cop wouldn't look through the driver's side of the windshield for the VIN number before going to the FRONT of the car, where he couldn't see it no ma..........

    What the piss......... /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

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    Sniff, sniff, sniff....... ya smell that? It's sarcasm. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
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    Yeah....... but how many people have you seen try and get something out of a windshield wiper from the FRONT of the car? And what kind of cop wouldn't look through the driver's side of the windshield for the VIN number before going to the FRONT of the car, where he couldn't see it no ma..........

    What the piss......... /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

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    Sniff, sniff, sniff....... ya smell that? It's sarcasm. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

    [/ QUOTE ] I dont smell anything....... /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    well damn, the first problem is that in that dust she still has her pants on, which is a good thing if its your girlfriend... the second issue is that it looks like she has 9 fingers on one of her hands which is a bad thing if its your girlfriend. The other good thing is that it appears as though she has a decent rack on her... but the best part about it is that it appears as though your girlfriend, while being a dirty slut, has no head... so your in luck. since she couldnt see that it wasnt you, just tie that mutant hand to something so that it doesnt touch you, take off her pants and tell her that it was you that bent her over the front of the volvo.

    OR

    since it still appears as though the girl had pants on maybe while driving your rockstar self through downtown getting highway head you accidentally hit a girl while she was crossing the street with her boyfriend who instinctively put his hands on the car to make it stop (like superman)... in which case, there was no wrong doing unless your girlfriend bit your c*ck off during the accident in which case YOU are now the girlfriend.
     
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    Don't bad mouth the 9 finger hand job brother. /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif/forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    Yeah....... but how many people have you seen try and get something out of a windshield wiper from the FRONT of the car? And what kind of cop wouldn't look through the driver's side of the windshield for the VIN number before going to the FRONT of the car, where he couldn't see it no ma..........

    What the piss......... /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

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    Sniff, sniff, sniff....... ya smell that? It's sarcasm. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

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    Woah... take yourself a couple chill pills or ritalin or something... Who the hell are you anyway? /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif
     
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    Settle down there. All in good fun man, don't get your knickers twisted. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif


    If you wanna know who I am, you know the drill, check the profile, it's all there. /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    There is nuthin wrong with some mutant luvin...........and no it's still there, so I am not the girlfriend! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    So, um...if anyone has a cheating girlfriend, how about shipping her to Afganistan. Women are pretty scarce around here so even an unfaithful mutant would do...given the circumstances.


    All joking aside, this thread brought me some pretty good laughs. We are working pretty hard over here and sometimes little things like this can really take the edge off of the stress.
     
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    i have done that before /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     

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