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Cheerios!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Sep 1, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

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    A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
    what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."
    The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues, "When
    we
    go downstairs for breakfast, I'm going to say "hell" and you say "ass"."
    "OK!" The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.
    Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the older boy what he wants
    for
    breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
    WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets
    up,
    and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,
    slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts,
    "You
    can just stay there till I let you out!"
    She then returns to the kitchen, looks at the 4-year-old and asks with a
    stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
    "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be
    Cheerios!!"
     

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