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Chicken Soup For The Beer Drinker

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 88Silverado, Jul 4, 2003.

  1. 88Silverado

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    CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER
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    "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
    Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
    and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might
    be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself,
    "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than
    be selfish and worry about my liver."
    Jack Handy
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    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
    that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
    Frank Sinatra
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    "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk in order to spend
    time with his friends."
    Ernest Hemingway
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    "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
    Henny Youngman
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    "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
    Stephen Wright
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    "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When
    we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
    Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
    Brian O'Rourke
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    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
    Benjamin Franklin
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    "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
    beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but
    the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
    Dave Barry
     
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    "If not for the existence of beer...ugly girls would never get laid." EDdaTREE 2003 /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
     
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